My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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