NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
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There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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