4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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