So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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