UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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