If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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