Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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