can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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