The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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