I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
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The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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