My liver just broke up with me...
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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