Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
Randomize
