chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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