I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
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You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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