Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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