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bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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