Where did you get a picture of my penis
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
bring money and cleavage
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
We smell like vodka and hangover
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