Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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