she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Randomize
