do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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