I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
no you cant smoke seaweed
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
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