Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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vagina is talking i cant
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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