What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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