just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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