why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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