If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
