O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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