You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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