so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
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I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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