I feel like I'm in dance class right now
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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