Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Randomize
