No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We talked him into tasing himself.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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