i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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