You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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