some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
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I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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