You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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