on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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