i don't like sucking hair
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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