I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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