Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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