This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
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Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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