No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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