what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
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I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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