i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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