She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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