you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.