Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

i fucked a milf yesterday.

(619): View more from California

i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.

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(239): View more from Florida

While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".

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(440): View more from Ohio

She swung at the pinata with crutches

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(917): View more from New York City

hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye

(908): View more from New Jersey

AMAZING.

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(425): View more from Washington

The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other

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(954): View more from Florida

We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?

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