I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship