i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
She swung at the pinata with crutches
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
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Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?