Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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