I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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