ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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