I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
It's like God shit irony all over that family
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Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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