Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Randomize
