Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
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Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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