I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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