So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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