I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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